Monday, December 19, 2011

While I'm at it. Some girl talk!!

And somewhat postponing my hour of Kirin (Japanese Rosetta Stone) And waiting for the Dremel to recharge so I can file down my trashy, sparkly, completely impractical Vegas acrylics.

I thought I'd share some observations.

 Man, is typing easier without those talons. Which is why I feel like bothering to keep blogging.


If you have been on a hormonal contraceptive for 10+ years (like myself) consider alternatives. Man, is this fun. Except your boobs get smaller. Pros totally outweigh that one con.  
 But not when you're a crazy hormonal teenager, then get on the Pill yesterday. Seriously. I'm telling you parents. And you, too, horny teenager. If you have questions about that, hit me up. I can tell you aallll about it. And if you think it gives a girl permission to just go out and be all slutty, that's just a reflection of your shitty parenting. I mean that with even more Seriouslyness. It gave me and my ovaries a good minute to think about it before I made a bad decision. And that's a helluva lot more than the average teenager. Adolescent advice lecture over.

My eyebrows were waxed into a tiny thin line, and it totally freaked me out for a few days. But now, I really am starting to like them. There's almost an arch there.


One corner of my mouth has been cracked for over a month. It'll get mostly better and then split wide open again. It's really starting to piss me off. I bought some stronger B-vitamins today. I haven't had problems with this since I was teenager. (When I started birth control. Hmm...)


Oh, and nothing to do with being a female. Just about being a lush.
Do not buy generic chewable Pepto tablets. Dear God, are they gross! The name brand ones really aren't bad, but these. Ugh. I just threw them away. Learning can costs money.
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7 comments:

  1. Okay, AUUUGGGHHHH on the crack on the side of your mouth. I have nasty eczema on my hands and legs which flares crazily from the beginning of Fall until the end of May and I hate it. BUT. I'd take that over that crack that keeps re-opening. I hope that goes away soon.

    Cannot relate to nails or eyebrows. Mine are pretty substantial minus the connection in the center -- sort of like Brooke Shield's. If they were taken down into a single line I'd really flip my lid.

    And look at you all scholarly and learning Japanese. I'm impressed! When are you going next year?

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  2. I bought some medicated Blistex that feels pretty good. (Smells like my Aunt Betty's house though) That and not opening my mouth very widely. (Insert dirty joke here.) I've had it on both corners and that really sucks donkey.

    I'd highly recommend an eye brow shaping, CG. Threading is less than $10. Naturally, hurts more than waxing. Which is $12-$14. I've been absolutely amazed at the difference. It changes the whole shape of my face, for the better. Whether the line I'm currently supporting, or just "shaped up" as they call it. Pretty please. Just walk into any nail salon. It would make the best blog post ever. I always make mine the last errand because my face turns pretty red. If you take my dare, I'll do any blog post you want. (Which I can say to you, because you're a reasonable, non perverted person.)

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  3. I so wish you had taken a picture of your nails and posted it. Oh well. 

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  4. Oh, damn. That's such a good idea. I did my own sparkles and rhinestones and everything. They were so trashy and fun.

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  5. I love trashy!



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  6. mikewjattoomanymorningsDec 20, 2011 08:55 PM

    I may not belong here. I will say that almost nobody wants a crack on their mouth, though. Not unless they're really drunk and teenage horny.

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